A Boring Day and An Amazing Story

Okay, now i'll be posting something about my boring day. Why ? Cause....i have nothing to do. Oh my god. I'm bored to the death

So, today i'm just do something that always i do when i'm bored

1. online

2. watching tv

3. texting

4. do whatever i want

Then I watching some tv shows in nick. There are :

1. Neds Declassified School Survived Guy

2. iCarly

3. Drake & Josh

I've already watched all of the episodes earlier, but i think it's still funny. especially Neds DSSG and iCarly. I can't stop laughin because spencer wears dress and dancing with many handsome guys in his dream, and he like it ROFL

I'm still online fb and twitter. And now, i'm chatting with my gorilla friend, andika (hahahahaha, peace dik). In the beginning we're still chat about the homework. In another few minutes, we start to chat about something that really don't connect about something that we discuss earlier.

I will post in my blog not in english, but in indonesian. M : Me A : Andika

A : wkwkwkwk. woy, kabupaten di indonesia apaan aja ?

M : lo nanya ama gue, mana saya tau

A : oooh, saya pikir anda tau yang sebenarnya (dgn nada lgi introgasi org)

M : tidaaaak. saya tidak bersalah. hahahahahaha(apadah)

A : saya tidak menyalahkan anda ny. Rahdiani, saya hanya curiga dengan gerak gerik anda selama ini

M : kenapa ? curiga gih sama oranglain (mulai songong)

A : eh, lo biasa aja dong (lngsung nyolot)

M : eh bapak ya yang rese. asal curiga curiga aja(gebrak meja)

A : eh, saya dari tadi sudah berusaha sabar ya... ibu jangan membentak saya seperti itu, saya juga bisa marah... aaauu (banting pintu mobil, malah kepejit)

M : tuh kan, gara gara bapak curiga tak beralasan jadi kena karma, muahahahahahahahaahaha. JGER JGER JGER(effect: suara petir)

A : ibu jangan menyalahkan saya lagi, ternyata benar selama ini, saya sudah curiga sama ibu bahwa ibulah pelakunya (sambil menghentakan kaki, gempa bumi)

M : tidak ada bukti

A : ada !!! (dgn pdnya), tangan dan nafas ibu bau ikan asin, brarti ibulah yg mncuri ikan asin yg tdi saya taro di meja

M : apa coba ?? dasar polisi tidak berguna (wakakakakakakakakakak)

A : siapa yg tdak brguna, gara2 ibu saya gak jadi makan kan (tampang muka mewek)

M : yaelah cuma ikan asin aja, saya beliin deh lautan (songong)

A : tpikan mahal, 1 ikan rp 3000, itu aja gw kredit

M : yaudah saya beliin (l)autan, mau ngga ?

A : jangan, ntar darah tinggi trlalu asin

M : yaudah jadi mau lo apa ? (tambah songong)

A : eh, biasa aja dong gw dari tadi udah sabar ya kok lo mlah tmbh nyolot (mlut udah berbusa kbanyakan ngoceh)

M : ya lo sendiri asal curiga aja, gue laporin ke polisi loh(padahal lagi ngomong sama polisi)

A : ibu g bsa mlaporkan saya ke polisi, karena yg brsalah itu ibu bkan saya (lbih bnyak kluar busa gara2 nglanjutin ngoceh)

M : eh bapak overdosis ya ? wah ketauan nih, bilangin polisi ah

A : koqquh ibbgoyduh bisshhhhahah tttaahuuu ? *kok ibu bisa tau ?* (mlai memasuki sakaratul maut)

M : karena saya adalah dewi kematian

A : laaaa ilaaa ha illaulah muhammadurasullullah (ada gtu org yg mke narkoba ngucap yg kyk bginian)

M : jiahahahahahahaha

TELAH DIMAKAMKAN

SEORANG POLISI

MENINGGAL DISEBABKAN OLEH OVERDOSIS

KARENA TIDAK MAKAN IKAN ASIN

ending : pada saat pembacaan doa setelah sang polisi dimakamkan, keluar asap tebal dengan bau yang sangat menyengat *nauzubillah min jallik* *belakangan di ketahui pada saat pemakaman berlangsung, terdapat 2 petugas dinas yg sdang mem-fogging daerah tersebut

Ok, guys now i'll tell you the conclusion from the story.

the conclusion is some police (maybe) will dies cause of overdose because they don't eat salt fish (ikan asin)

and i want to ask you guys something from this story

don't you have anything better to do than reading this weird story ??

hehehehehehe :P

oh yeah, when i told andika, that i'll post our chatting in my blog he says :

" it's up to you, but i recommend to you to publish this story. maybe, there will be a (stupid) director that want to make this story into a movie and then we'll get the oscar awards"

yeah andika, i think it will never happen, but if it happen. i'll be very happy because i'll get the oscar awards. YEAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

(ok, this is my imagination when i've got the oscar awards)

me : thank you all, for all your support. we'll not make it until here if there are no support from you guys. thank you thank you (crying)

the audience : boooooooooooooooooooo (throwing anything that they can throw)

me : so, all of you don't want to support me ? okay (become a devil and throwing all the audience to the pacific ocean) MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ok, that's all from me folks. i will post again later. ciao :D